No, I don’t want a kiss.
No, I don’t want a cuddle.
No, I don’t want you to mither me every 5 minutes.
No, I’m not okay.
So please just...
Leave.
Me.
Alone!

Last night The Boyfriend got stupidly drunk with his friend and announced that he would be proposing to me soon and that if he did, what would I say?

Romance and surprise wasted.